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Tom McGuane’s Montana is Not Mine

Posted by Jack on 4th July 2008

mcguane1.jpgjd3.jpgMy version of Montana turns out vastly different than Tom McGuane’s. This was performed at the Litquake literary festival, along with a snippet of AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell.” Read the rest of this entry »

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Christmas in Reno with the Ersatz Blues Brothers

Posted by Jack on 4th July 2008

Rubber-Biscuit.jpgA column for SF Weekly about spending Christmas in Reno turns into a hellish nightmare, with vicious snowstorms, and the Blues Brothers tribute band Rubber Biscuit. Read the rest of this entry »

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America’s Coprophagia

Posted by Jack on 4th July 2008

eatingfaeces.jpgThe eerie similarity between my dog’s coprophagia and American foreign policy. First performed at San Francisco’s Progressive Reading Series, on a bill with Jane Smiley and Jonathan Franzen. A more family-friendly version was later published in Bark magazine. Read the rest of this entry »

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History of The Nose magazine

Posted by Jack on 23rd September 2007

nose logo cropped.jpgI haven’t written much about this era of my life, and I don’t know exactly why it feels time to post a few things about it. Probably because if something isn’t available online, it automatically doesn’t exist for a lot of people. And perhaps because enough time has passed. Anyway, here goes.
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Porn Movie Extra

Posted by Jack on 13th April 2006

Behind the scenes of a porn movie shoot in which I appear as an extra (fully clothed, with three hours’ sleep). This 1995 film “Dog Walker,” directed by John Leslie, won four AVN awards including best director and best screenplay, no doubt in part because of my one line of dialogue. Excerpted from “Sex, American Style.”

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The Joie de Vivre of Alan Greenspan

Posted by Jack on 13th April 2006

This began innocently enough, as a magazine assignment about Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

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Teotihuacan Tango

Posted by Jack on 13th April 2006

A trip to Mexico on the eve of the California gubernatorial election culminates in an unforeseen encounter with a bigshot celebrity.

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Ice Golfing in Greenland

Posted by Jack on 13th April 2006

The treacheries of the world ice golf championships, held on the frozen waters of western Greenland.

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The Wine of Mass Destruction

Posted by Jack on 13th April 2006

A unique home-made product from California’s wine country. And unlike the WMD in Iraq, the Wine of Mass Destruction actually exists.

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The Sumo Wrestler has the Flu

Posted by Jack on 13th April 2006

“Riding black” in Prague, waiting for Sumo and dreaming of defenestration. Outtakes from “Sumo in Prague.”

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